If You Have a Blackberry.... You Have No Imagination

Have you ever tried having a conversation with someone that owns a blackberry? Its rather irritating.

You see the problem with modern day technology is, you are given the freedom to have your desktop computer in a hand held device that fits in your pocket. In addition to the great usual stuff the Blackberry features a constant MSN type thing. This revolutionary feature, allows you to give people your Blackberry Pin, and contact other blackberry users at any time day or night. While this is great for those with a Blackberry it isn't so great for those without. Why? It means the your mate is constantly talking to everyone except you. While they are nodding along to everything you say, they aren't actually listening to anything you have to say. This can get rather tiresome after a while.

I would like to now make it official: On this day 20 Dec 2009 i am raging full scale war on the Blackberry. They are irritating and anti-social. They are owned by people with no imagination and a complete lack of social skills. To put it simply, if you own a blackberry your an idiot.

To display my hatred towards this engineering masterpiece i am going to buy one and join the masses. That way I can be anti-social just like everyone else.